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August 29, 2018 Editor

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

– Zig Ziglar

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

– Abraham Lincoln

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

– Arthur C. Clarke

“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”

– Betty White

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

– Mark Twain

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

– Margaret Mead

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”

– Oscar Levant

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”

– E. B. White

“Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”

– Salvador Dali

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”

– Oscar Wilde

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

– Steve Martin

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

– Ellen DeGeneres

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

– Robin Williams

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”

– Winston Churchill

“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.”

– Michael Scott

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”

– Audrey Hepburn

New Year’s resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it.

– Charlie Brooker

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